The obligatory link: UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister
The title really does say it all here. A former government official who is calling on the governments of the world to take the covers off all that alien technology they've been holding back from the UFO crashes... to help stop global warming.
No, it's not scientific. The only value is that it's worth a laugh. At least he's got his science fiction down, to an extent:
"Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels"
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
2007/03/05
2007/03/02
Bring In The Stunt Double!
The obligatory link: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse
This is definitely one of those stories that sounds too odd to be true. Then again, I'm still sitting on another one about what is essentially rent-a-wife, so maybe this does fit right in. Essentially, a guy wants to hire a lady to take the fall as his mistress so that his wife won't find out about his real mistress. Not quite enough to set one's head to spinning, but it's certainly getting there.
Still, all things considered, as long as the guy can keep knives and heavy weaponry out of it, the equivalent of $2,400/hour isn't exactly a bad take...
This is definitely one of those stories that sounds too odd to be true. Then again, I'm still sitting on another one about what is essentially rent-a-wife, so maybe this does fit right in. Essentially, a guy wants to hire a lady to take the fall as his mistress so that his wife won't find out about his real mistress. Not quite enough to set one's head to spinning, but it's certainly getting there.
Still, all things considered, as long as the guy can keep knives and heavy weaponry out of it, the equivalent of $2,400/hour isn't exactly a bad take...
2007/02/20
Self Defense With A Stick
2007/02/19
Some Humor To Brighten The Lunch Hour (or any other time of the day)
The following is a rather amusing video... more so if you are musically-inclined, but it's not a requirement. Anyway, it's a stand-up comic holding forth on why he "hate(s) Pachelbel's 'Canon in D' with a passion". Language warning applies, though he's certainly not as foul-mouthed as some comics I could name.
And yes, when you stop and think about it, they really are all named Johann... (Well, mostly.)
And yes, when you stop and think about it, they really are all named Johann... (Well, mostly.)
2007/02/14
Be Equipped If The Following Should Happen
The obligatory link: What To Do In An Emergency
The link is the important one here. And remember, "If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud."
The link is the important one here. And remember, "If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud."
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